Dear writer's block,
It's your lover, sammi.(I Loooove sarcasm). Anyway, I think that it's time we end this relationship. It's not me, it's you. You suck the ideas out of my head, I can't write with you hovering over my shoulder, and my friends are a few days away from not strangling me for not finishing the story I told them would be done last YEAR!
I've already packed up all of your stuff and called a cab. I don't want to be friends after this, but I hope we can put this nasty breakup behind us so that you can move on. I'm just to good for you. I hope you can find another aspiring writer who can put up with your crap better than me. Now GTFO.
Sincerely,
Sammi